awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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