and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
