Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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