His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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