Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I need to calm my uterus...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
