Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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