did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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