Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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