it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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