I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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