so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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