I can tuck mytits in my pants
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
