I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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