Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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