It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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