it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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