i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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