hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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