I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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