its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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