no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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