How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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