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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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