why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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