Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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