I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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