His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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