ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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