The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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