if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she told me i tasted like america
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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