didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He did a backflip because drugs
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
