It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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