Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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