THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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