oh god the rape fog is back!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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