She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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