spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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