When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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