can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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