I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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