is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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