Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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