these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say