these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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