He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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