she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him