guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC