just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO