Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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