Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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