belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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