Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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