Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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