Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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