I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I see more hoeing in ur future
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