Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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