i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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