We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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