The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
