TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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