operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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