Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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