So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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